June 3
i try to look beyond the face-filled circle next to (pick one) snarkmachine thedonsaddefender taytaysbiggestfan91285 hellboundhousewife to capture the reality the essence the raison d'etre of the poster brow furrowed thumbs above the keyboard poised trying to think of, to craft, to organize the exactly right riposte, burn, comeback, takedown, smackdown to an original post by merrymarymakeup or taytaysbiggestfan91284 a reply that will be reposted across the internet with the speed of pegasus, mercury, and hermes combined, thumbs up, tears of laughter emoji attached attache by the hundreds, thousands, even considered by Buzzfeed for inclusion in its article 31 way, way, way, way, way better responses to a lame post than other lame responses. the thumbs begin to move. godspeed to you, my friend, in your quest for immortality.
as all the creature of the earth marched by Adam, he wondered which came first on the morning of the sixth day, when the populating of the land began. Did God start with the common creatures, those easily domesticated, or were the exotics like giraffes and aardvarks the first to appear? Or maybe God worked in groups, like all the cats at 8:30, followed by the dogs at 9, and ruminants at 9:45? Monkeys were a special challenge, Adam bet. God probably pulled the herbivores from the mud first, followed by carnivores, so all would have something to eat. Maybe, after all the work creating the heavens and earth, separating the water, and populating the seas and the skies, He had already begun to tire, and was reusing designs and parts that he had used before, like four legs, skeletons, placement of ears eyes nose mouth, tweaking once in a while to amuse Himself. Definitely needed that rest on the seventh day, as Adam decreed the feline before him a puma. Wait, a mountain lion. Maybe a cougar. Panther? Adam decided he needed a break, too. He sighed as yet another animal walked by, waiting for classification, a name, an identity. he thought it was taking him longer to assign names than it probably took God to make them in the first place. God worked quickly. 'Jersey Devil,' he thought, then, 'no, Jackal. Definitely Jackal.' He smiled as he thought of Eve, wondered what she was doing, glad that God left her to last, when he had gotten it right.
lo, forlorn waif mourning the loss of a favorite pacifier the stuffed bear who was your intimate, your confidante, always comforting, never judging, accepting you as you, supporting you. You did nothing to deserve such treatment, to be torn thus from bear and pacifier, to suffer such a loss. Ah, my child, your crime was to learn to walk and talk, to grow teeth, tend to yourself in the toilet to become independent, to reach school age, to start your path to being an adult. There will be other comforts— love, success, accomplishment your own family, but none will ever match or replace those first solaces of lips around soft plastic the feel of fur pressed against arm and chest.
is not Silence is not the Absence of Sound is not the Cessation of Vibration, sound as defined by Scientific Types, measurable, quantifiable. Silence is outside, destroyed even by Mother Nature Herself even her gentle, comforting sounds— wind in the branches rain against a window Destroying A Moment. People, too, with their engines and machines create sound wave upon sound wave, even the needless nattering of a neighbor, who finds it Necessary to Process Out Loud the troubles of the world and her grandson’s Poor Grades. You ‘listen,’ understanding, not needed, really, in the conversation. Silence is Beyond Our Control. But Quiet— Quiet is ours, inside, protected. Silence is only a component of Quiet. Quiet comes when the Force Of The Spirit rises, filling All The Space, combining Stillness with Content and Hope.